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Posted on 31st Jul at 11:56 PM, with 1 note

barre—maid replied to your post “I walked past Julia Zemiro in Centennial Park today! I totally forgot!”

WHAT. WHY DID YOU NOT TELL ME IMMEDIATELY?!

I literally forgot about it 2 minutes after. She had a heaps dowdy backpack on and she’s really tiny and thin and freckly but she still looked really good all sweaty and without makeup. Matt was with me and I was like “THAT WAS JULIA ZEMIRO. FROM…FROM…EUROVISION!!”

Posted on 31st Jul at 11:03 PM, with 2 notes

I walked past Julia Zemiro in Centennial Park today! I totally forgot!

Tagged: #Julia Zemiro,
Posted on 30th Jul at 12:04 AM, with 314,859 notes

prosetitute:

I’M DYING

Posted on 29th Jul at 6:42 PM, with 1 note
She’s always on such high alert #kitty
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She’s always on such high alert #kitty

Tagged: #kitty,
Posted on 28th Jul at 12:45 AM, with 3 notes

I just tried to translate the huge Chinese tattoo on my friend’s back and I don’t have the heart to tell him it’s nonsense :/

Posted on 27th Jul at 3:26 PM, with 1,051 notes
monsieurcouture:

Fernando Cozendey S/S 2015 Menswear São Paulo Fashion Week
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monsieurcouture:

Fernando Cozendey S/S 2015 Menswear São Paulo Fashion Week

Posted on 27th Jul at 12:44 PM, with 104,310 notes
horror movie opening scene
white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
white boy: lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl: babe what that??
white boy: i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl: zack!!!
white boy: ha ha just kidding!
white girl: asshole!
white boy: im just playin babe
white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy: i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl: ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl: ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
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