Grab the book nearest to you. Flip to page 71. Write the sentence that begins 4 lines down.


brokenblossoms:

notoriousdreamteam:

howillogical:

stingybaby:

candleinthewind:

illuminatemyworld:

norriei:

dancingtoliterature:

deadlovely:

polyamorous:

pussycrippler:

huntingofthesnark:

lauralauralarfs:

“‘Would Sark hesitate to stop at murder in such a case?’” The Currents of Space by Isaac Asimov.

‘May I have that paper, Eileen?’

Red Dragon, Thomas Harris

“She was soon after afflicted with a most palpable urge to vomit, and politely cupped her hands lest the sight of her sick distress the present party.”

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies by Jane Austen and Seth Grahame-Smith.

“She still has the brightest smile and the darkest eyes and that wonderful scent of freshly washed skin… and everything about her still turns your body inside out… and she’s still going to the zoo with you on Tuesday…”

- Candy by Kevin Brooks

’He was about to follow Ron and Hermione inside when the Lockhart’s hand shot out.’

”The little prince gazed at him for a long time.” The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint Exupery.

“The mutton bird is clearly the most commercially important of Australian sea birds.”

“And now that she is vanished to her rest, and I have meditated for another hour or two, I shall summon courage to go also, in spite of aching laziness of head and limbs.”

-Wuthering Heights

“She answered the door at once; in fact, she was on her way out- white satin dancing pumps and quantities of perfume announced gala intentions.”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s, Truman Capote

“The Four Shamrocks were Webster Brothers, Conroy, and Thompson, and each was a broth of a bhoy.”

American Vaudeville: Its Life and Times

“Heart chambers fill during diastole (relaxation of the heart) and pump blood out during systole (contraction of the heart).” — Physiology textbook (Novels, what novels? I don’t have novels around me. I drown in science textbooks.)

Other patients appear with an unexplained illness characterized by nonspecific signs and symptoms and no immediate history of ingestion. (Pharmacotherapy: A Pathophysiologic Approach)

…orly? good to know.

“It was a black-market rug from Istanbul via Hungary, and Pfefferberg had been given the job of finding it by Ingrid, who had moved out for the duration of Emilie’s visit.

Schindlers List - Thomas Keneally

She began to think, was Nature beautiful or cruel; and then she asked herself what this beauty was; whether it was in things themselves, or only in herself; so she went on to the nature of reality, which led her to truth, which in its turn led to Love, Friendship, Poetry (as in the days on the high mound at home); which meditations, since she could impart no word of them, made her long, as she had never longed before, for pen and ink.

Orlando - Virginia Woolf

9gag:

wtf? HAHA. lol!

 I banged a homo because I love marijuana. Who told?

9gag:

wtf? HAHA. lol!

 I banged a homo because I love marijuana. Who told?

brokenblossoms:

cheapandjuicy:

Full size.
Scarlett: As God is my witness - as God is my witness they’re not going to lick me. I’m going to live through this and when it’s all over, I’ll never be hungry again. No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill. As God is my witness, I’ll never be hungry again.
— Gone With the Wind
I got chills just capping this movie. It’s so pretty. I’ll probably make a bigger spam on LJ or something..

brokenblossoms:

cheapandjuicy:

Full size.

Scarlett: As God is my witness - as God is my witness they’re not going to lick me. I’m going to live through this and when it’s all over, I’ll never be hungry again. No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill. As God is my witness, I’ll never be hungry again.

Gone With the Wind

I got chills just capping this movie. It’s so pretty. I’ll probably make a bigger spam on LJ or something..

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tatcha:

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 christmas!

tatcha:

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 christmas!

fmylife:

Today, I wanted to take a nice hot relaxing bath. A wasp somehow got in, and stung me on the nuts. FML

 under the water?

brokenblossoms:

noconclusions:

jimmypage:

deuxkilometres:

s0hvi:mutations:warningdontreadthis:
yerawizardharry:

Irena Sendler1910-2008A 98 year-old German woman named Irena Sendler recently died. During WWII, Irena worked in the Warsaw Ghetto as a plumbing/sewer specialist. Irena smuggled Jewish children out; infants in the bottom of the tool box she carried and older children in a burlap sack she carried in the back of her truck. She also had a dog in the back that she trained to bark when the Nazi soldiers let her in and out of the ghetto. The soldiers wanted nothing to do with the dog, and the barking covered the kids’ and infants’ noises. Irena managed to smuggle out and save 2500 children. She eventually was caught, and the Nazis broke both her legs, arms and beat her severely. Irena kept a record of the names of all the kids she smuggled out and kept them in a glass jar buried under a tree in her backyard. After the war, she tried to locate any parents that may have survived and reunited some of the families. Most had been killed. She helped those children get placement into foster family homes or adopted.Last year Irena was up for the Nobel Peace Prize. She was not selected. Al Gore won - for a slide show on Global Warming.Source
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 What an amazing woman!

 I hate Al Gore.

brokenblossoms:

noconclusions:

jimmypage:

deuxkilometres:

s0hvi:mutations:warningdontreadthis:

yerawizardharry:

Irena Sendler
1910-2008

A 98 year-old German woman named Irena Sendler recently died. During WWII, Irena worked in the Warsaw Ghetto as a plumbing/sewer specialist. Irena smuggled Jewish children out; infants in the bottom of the tool box she carried and older children in a burlap sack she carried in the back of her truck. She also had a dog in the back that she trained to bark when the Nazi soldiers let her in and out of the ghetto. The soldiers wanted nothing to do with the dog, and the barking covered the kids’ and infants’ noises. Irena managed to smuggle out and save 2500 children. She eventually was caught, and the Nazis broke both her legs, arms and beat her severely. Irena kept a record of the names of all the kids she smuggled out and kept them in a glass jar buried under a tree in her backyard. After the war, she tried to locate any parents that may have survived and reunited some of the families. Most had been killed. She helped those children get placement into foster family homes or adopted.

Last year Irena was up for the Nobel Peace Prize. She was not selected. Al Gore won - for a slide show on Global Warming.

Source

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 What an amazing woman!

 I hate Al Gore.

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ARTIE CAN WALK.

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ARTIE CAN WALK.

brokenblossoms:

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I thought this movie was going to be total shit. But the first 20 minutes converted me.

brokenblossoms:

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I thought this movie was going to be total shit. But the first 20 minutes converted me.

Oh iTunes Store…

Oh iTunes Store…

“Had to go water the lawn. It was dry as a nun’s nasty.”

Dad
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Big Sunglasses - Dragonette