Watching silent movies while playing electro rave albums makes them 100% better.

I’m really tired of hearing about Beyonce.

I regret the fact that I’ve ever met other people.

Other people are consistently terrible.

♫ Lucky Star

• sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

(via astral0bservatory)

“I should shave my face”, I said to myself 6 consecutive days this week.