Get naked or fuck off

Okay are there any penis shaped foods that AREN’T delicious?

Never not funny (Taken with instagram)

Jesus Christ the people loitering around Gloria Jeans think they’re hot shit.
With their skinny soy latte frappacino with cheese or fucken whatever.

Yeah that really distracts from your epic muffin top being massaged by your Kmart track suit.

Meryl Streep movie posters as gifs, part deux

mudwerks:

(via Falling Star by Witold Pruszkowski :: artmagick.com)

Mixed nuts fucking rock

It’s so annoying how there’s about 20 hours where my beard growth goes from gross to sexay and complimentary to gross again. 

and why does it have to be so red

come on universe

fucking RedBeard

kanyewesticle:

a page in my sisters diary