May 2012
May 28th
May 28th
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Jesus Christ the people loitering around Gloria Jeans think they’re hot shit. With their skinny soy latte frappacino with cheese or fucken whatever. Yeah that really distracts from your epic muffin top being massaged by your Kmart track suit.
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Mixed nuts fucking rock
May 27th
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theantipodeanhomo replied to your post: It’s so annoying how there’s about 20 hours where… I actually love you
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It’s so annoying how there’s about 20 hours where my beard growth goes from gross to sexay and complimentary to gross again.  and why does it have to be so red come on universe fucking RedBeard  
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klaineitup asked: Oh you very talented person, I saw your cross stitch project of the house and it is AMAZING! I aim to have your skill and even dare to do something that epic.
May 27th
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EUUUUUPHOOOORIA
FOREVER TIL THE END OF TIME
May 26th
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After watching Eurovision I REALLY want to go to Azerbaijan.
May 26th
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iamfuckingjesus asked: Some of these I don't actually know. 5,6,11, 15,25 <3
May 26th
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unholybreaks asked: id sent you an ask with a number but im way too lazy for that kind of effort
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I bet if I made a hardcore gay porn blog i'd get...
May 25th
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apparently i read 598 words a minute
 
May 24th
Society: KILLING CATS IS WRONG
Society: KILLING DOGS IS WRONG
Society: KILLING HORSES IS WRONG
Society: Killing chickens & cows is OK though
Me: Why?
Society: Because... well... they taste... good?
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Daniel: Cats, dogs and horses do not taste good and are better used as domesticated animals for human benefit
Huamnity 10,000BC-Now: Duh
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a well earned beer ahhhhh
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I like how I had to set my alarm for 12 noon tomorrow because I’m almost certain I’ll sleep well past then.
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