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Posted on 19th Oct at 1:29 PM, with 1 note
My #anaconda don’t
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My #anaconda don’t

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Posted on 18th Oct at 8:28 PM

ELIZABETH PERKINS ON HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER OH MY GOD YEESSSS

Posted on 18th Oct at 7:45 PM, with 8 notes
finished work. sore as hell. regrettably clean-shaven. where is wine.
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finished work. sore as hell. regrettably clean-shaven. where is wine.

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Posted on 18th Oct at 12:59 AM, with 1 note

I’m almost at peace with the fact that I’m a garbage person who will never achieve anything and that’s the saddest thing of all.

Posted on 18th Oct at 12:13 AM, with 6 notes

Living with a dishwasher for 21 years and then suddenly living without one is some kind of living hell.

Posted on 17th Oct at 11:54 PM, with 887,113 notes

pruderanch:

200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am

Posted on 17th Oct at 7:28 PM, with 84 notes

badgigi:

I am about to settle into my February vacation from teaching and I look forward to writing some new comics. As a warm-up exercise I decided to create a tribute to my favorite comedian, Maria Bamford. She is a courageously honest and wonderfully absurd humorist who I deeply admire. This particular joke of hers seemed to beg me to illustrate it (in my mind) after I listened to her latest album, Let Me Tell You About My New God. I was inspired by her ability to weave the topics of mental health awareness, artistic aspirations, and bullies together in an entertaining way. She is just great. Lovely. I love her.

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Posted on 17th Oct at 7:24 PM, with 150 notes
"When ever you think “but I’m a waste of space and a burden”; that also describes the Grand Canyon. “Oh, but I owe people a lot of money and everybody hates me”; hello, Europe. “Oh, but I killed someone”; so have onion rings, firecrackers, who gives a shit. “Oh, but I’ve done some other horrible, unforgivable thing”. There are 7 billion of us, Google it; somebody has done exactly what you’ve done and they’re currently on a book tour… You’re never alone!"
Maria Bamford, The JV Club
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