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Posted on 15th Apr at 10:11 AM, with 19,479 notes
me: *goes to Jamaica*
Jamaican: hello welcome to Jamaica
me: baliegdeh
Posted on 15th Apr at 9:51 AM, with 803 notes

officialfrenchtoast:

when u accidentally drop ur food on the ground

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Posted on 14th Apr at 10:32 PM, with 111,277 notes
Every porno on earth.
guy: you like this dick?
girl: yeah
guy: yeahhh?
girl: yeahhh
guy: yeahhhhhhh?
girl: yeahhhhhhh
guy: yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?
girl: yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Posted on 14th Apr at 11:32 AM, with 78,220 notes
donglek:

megustamemes:

It’s more disturbing with the USB cable plugged in.
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donglek:

megustamemes:

It’s more disturbing with the USB cable plugged in.

Posted on 13th Apr at 10:25 PM, with 3,072 notes

I mean, Mom’s here… but, I’m just not sure if Mom’s “here.”

I forgot how very excellent this show was.

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