I should’ve gone to see Julie Andrews.

I should’ve.

I’m pretty sure there are some people out there who are afraid of me and that makes me so so happy.

mrgolightly:

Can we just talk about all of the people who have already signed on for American Horror Story: Coven? Jessica Lange, Evan Peters, Kathy Bates, Angela Bassett, Patti Lupone, Taissa Farmiga, Gabourey Sidibe, Sarah Paulson, Lily Rabe, Frances Conroy and Emma Roberts. Um, and it’s about witches? That shit is gonna be insane.

#i’m gonna have a fucking stroke

joshsux:

when youre watching a really good porno but the sound is off by a second

(via kevinless)

The ugliest names for a person are Brent or Ashlen.

hedlunds: gagasdoublechin:

you know she dead

(via mrgolightly)

rexuality:

realistic captions for selfies:

• i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
• i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
• i edited a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
• i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
• this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments

(via pokingsmot)

THE FADING SOUND OF GALLOPING ABS