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Posted on 6th Apr at 12:36 AM, with 28,393 notes

cosmicspread:

rub my back and make my decisions for me

Posted on 5th Apr at 12:24 AM, with 194,209 notes

impactings:

today my professor told me
every cell in our entire body
is destroyed and replaced
every seven years.

how comforting it is to know
one day i will have a body
you will have never touched.

Posted on 4th Apr at 7:40 PM, with 4 notes

There needs to be a word in English for “second hand embarrassment”

German: Fremdschämen

Dutch: Plaatsvervangende schaamte

Spanish: Verguenze ajena

Portuguese: Vergonha alheia

Finnish: Myötähäpeä

BUT NOTHING IN ENGLISH

Posted on 4th Apr at 10:37 AM, with 400,355 notes
"After high school you realize you were only friends with some people because you saw them five times a week."
(via rumour)
Posted on 4th Apr at 12:33 AM, with 5,606 notes

Tina Fey for American Express, 2007-2014

Posted on 3rd Apr at 10:13 PM, with 289,610 notes

tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

Posted on 3rd Apr at 10:09 PM, with 93,035 notes
cunicular:

fuckanimals:

US army doctor returns arm to Vietnamese soldier fifty years after he took it as a souvenir.

there are so many intersecting levels of fucked up here
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cunicular:

fuckanimals:

US army doctor returns arm to Vietnamese soldier fifty years after he took it as a souvenir.

there are so many intersecting levels of fucked up here

Posted on 3rd Apr at 5:33 PM, with 14 notes

prettygoodkitty:

why have a little drink and relax when you can have a big drink and collapse

Posted on 2nd Apr at 4:04 PM, with 282,940 notes
ceruleanpineapple:

why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you
look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt

ceruleanpineapple:

why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you

look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt

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