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Posted on 4th Aug at 12:59 PM, with 1 note

Hi! You’ve been shortlisted for an interview! Call this number to schedule your time! First in best dressed!

Of course we won’t actually answer your call. We may even hang up on you a few times! Make sure to keep that anxious feeling in your stomach for a few more days! We don’t want you to feel comfortable or excited about this opportunity!

Cheers!

Posted on 4th Aug at 10:39 AM, with 1,181 notes

aquus:

i love when straight guys release their socially repressed homoerotic urges through “jokes”

Posted on 3rd Aug at 10:41 AM, with 2,351 notes

mingsonjia:

仕女摄影 by 潤熙陳

1,2,3 Tang Dynasty

4,5,6 Song Dynasty

7,8,9 Ming Dynasty

Posted on 2nd Aug at 11:48 PM, with 279,566 notes

tiramasu:

briadior:

mrsdwightkschrute:

trav-tv:

Brenda classic hoodrat chick

Brenda is the only hoodrat we all love.

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS POST!

love brenda

Posted on 2nd Aug at 7:14 PM, with 3 notes

I bought a cock ring and a jockstrap today 😚

Posted on 2nd Aug at 11:25 AM, with 168,940 notes

sexrumors:

trying to bang with ur boo while ur parent in the other room

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Tagged: #ha,
Posted on 1st Aug at 11:07 PM, with 4 notes
I seriously recommend using this equaliser preset in your iTunes. Devised by a sound expert, I guarantee everything will sound SO much better.
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I seriously recommend using this equaliser preset in your iTunes. Devised by a sound expert, I guarantee everything will sound SO much better.

Posted on 31st Jul at 11:56 PM, with 1 note

barre—maid replied to your post “I walked past Julia Zemiro in Centennial Park today! I totally forgot!”

WHAT. WHY DID YOU NOT TELL ME IMMEDIATELY?!

I literally forgot about it 2 minutes after. She had a heaps dowdy backpack on and she’s really tiny and thin and freckly but she still looked really good all sweaty and without makeup. Matt was with me and I was like “THAT WAS JULIA ZEMIRO. FROM…FROM…EUROVISION!!”

Posted on 31st Jul at 11:03 PM, with 2 notes

I walked past Julia Zemiro in Centennial Park today! I totally forgot!

Tagged: #Julia Zemiro,
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